Is this not just so utterly true? LOL
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Who couldn't want to watch or at least laugh at a song on YouTube with a musical "handle" like "Bongwater"! LOL
Enjoy and have a nice "trip"....
Since I'm a "New Yawker" and I consider Maxine a mentor (sad, but true!), this hysterical retelling of the classic "The Night Before Christmas" is my gift to you all...
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never
be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO
shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world
is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom
because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which
way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add
character.
Wedding dress $5000.
Tux rental-$100.
People never
stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut,
blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations
are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day
vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.
You get
extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets
to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95
for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never
have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your
clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle
lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of
shoes.
One color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your
legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom
of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for
25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
A gift for those who have everything else, male or female:
A new take on the famous Indian pleasure principles: "Karmasheetra". LOL
Harry Potter in the 'Hood. You digg? Hysterical!