Java Jane's Good Stuff

Big Brother - OR - Google is Watching You!!!

nobody@vox.com(Java Jane) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:35:01 -0500

Google Is Watching You!

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The Tail of Two Brains: Men vs. Women

nobody@vox.com(Java Jane) — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 09:28:48 -0500

Tale of Two Brains

Is this not just so utterly true? LOL

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Bongwater, YouTube & A Sense of Humor

nobody@vox.com(Java Jane) — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 22:36:47 -0500

Who couldn't want to watch or at least laugh at a song on YouTube with a musical "handle" like "Bongwater"! LOL
Enjoy and have a nice "trip"....

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Humor: The Night Before Christmas Retold by Maxine

nobody@vox.com(Java Jane) — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 10:43:30 -0500

Since I'm a "New Yawker" and I consider Maxine a mentor (sad, but true!), this hysterical retelling of the classic "The Night Before Christmas" is my gift to you all...

The Night Before Christmas as Retold by Maxine....

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Why Men Are Rarely Depressed...

nobody@vox.com(Java Jane) — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:38:23 -0500

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000.
Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes.
One color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.

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