If you could pick a cartoon world to live in, which would it be? Why?
"The now defunct "Duckman: Private Dick, Family Man", with Jason Alexander. I loved, loved, loved that show. I pine for, as I have a twisted toon crush on "Corny" aka "Cornfed". Duckman it is the perfect parody of the insanity of [my] life, with all the dark, quick witted humor and sarcasm I appreciate thrown in the mix. This was an adult cartoon that ran on the USA network late at night and had the music and voice of Frank and Dweezil Zappa respectively. Does anyone else remember the joys of Duckman?
If it had to be a current cartoon, it would be "Spongebob Squarepants", as I really would like to meet the Hash Slinging Slasher and play clarinet with Squidward Tenticles, and hang out in his tiki head, get all evil with Plankton, my favorite character, as he really knows how to bring sexy back. Yep, I'm twisted, but hey, at least I can admit it!"